† Full View for action in detail†
What's it with Hirano and blonde leaders? ( unless major's hair is wrong.) The unfamiliar characters, I just guessed.

Hellsing Family Portrait

Doc: "zzZZzzzzsnortzzzZzz"
Paladin: " Ah've finally gotcha, Draculina! Ah shell vanquish ye tudae! (though ah have te admit, ye have a nice ash..)"
Father Ronaldo: "..."
Rip: "THAT BLOODY ZAMIEL!?! Can't a vampire even sing karaoke in peace?!"
Alucard: : MUAHAHHAH!! Be glad I put your lousy musket on you and not through you, Huntress! I'll deal with you now, Paladin! Nobody kicks my fledgling's ass but ME!"
Enrico: *whimper* "Mommy....the podium is so high!" (said podium is 0.9M in height.)
Integra: " I am surrounded by IDIOTS."
Major: " Everyone wuves me! Feel the lurveeeee....! *Muacks!* sends air kisses everywhere
Schrodinger: *spots Major sending kisses* " I wanna! I wanna! Higher, Capt'n, I wanna catch them!!"
Captain: "....is that the Shinigami?? Oh, crap."
Walter: "3...2...1...Tiiimbeerrrr!"
Yumie: "My blade is WAY SHARPER than your scythe, Little Miss Tattoo!"
Zorin: "You MISSED! Nyeh Nyeh!"
Heinkel: *blush* "Capt'n ish SOOOO CUTEEEE!!!!!!"
Seras: " Stop looking and help me down, PIP!!! My ass hurts like hell and I don't know why!!"
Pip: "Ah...what a bootiful piece of art. Ah shall name it, 'Ze Bust De Seras!' "

Good Guy of The Day: Father Ronaldo, the Underdog. No fights,no bloodshed, he was the most well behaved during the photo session. and he blends in with the backdrop nicely.